Carlo Diary

Location
First Part - in the right part of the 5th floor of Wumhouse in the crate under the save bucket Second Part - Under the bathing wum in the left part of the 2nd floor Third Part - On the first floor in the room that is accessible only through second floor

1st part
Someone's... Diary? Ehh.. Okay. Let's read it.......

'There's something that's been...'

Ehh... I don't know wum. But this seems very, very personal.

I'm sorry, but I feel bad reading this. This is someone's diary!

2nd part
Someone's... Diary? Ehh.. Okay. Let's read it.......

'Took another bath...'

Ehh... I'm sorry wum, but this seems like quite a personal thing.

I'm sorry, but I feel bad reading this. This is someone's diary!

3rd part
Someone's... Diary? I'm not going to read that.

I'm sorry, but there are limits.

1st part
Cool! This is someone's diary. Let's read it!

'Carlo diary, page 119. There's something that's been bugging me for a while now. There is this wum here that just sits around all day, eating ice cream... I know that many wums forget to contribute to a healthy environment, but this one is really getting on my nerves... I mean... Isn't there anything this wum wants to do? Have a look outside, perhaps? Ugh... I can't stand it. I work every day, just to enable wums like this to live so carefree...' Carlo diary, page 228.

'That's it... I've almost had enough... If this happens one more time, I swear, I will kick the wum out. Today there was ice cream all throughout the hallway. It took me hours to clean all that up! And I HATE cleaning! I have to EAT the mess that others make, because we never know where to leave the thrash. That mess doesn't taste good at all! One of the rugs got completely covered in ice cream. I had no choice but to eat the whole thing. I've been feeling sick all day. At least I got to work and have lunch at the same time...' Carlo diary, page 283.

'Dear diary. It happened today. I completely lost it. That wum I wrote about. The one with the ice cream. It happened again. As I wrote earlier, the tube transportation system has been failing for the last few days. Of course 'ice cream wum' felt like ordering the usual again. As you can guess, within an hour, the hallway was completely covered in ice cream stains. I already said that before... If it happens again, I will kick the wum out. And that's what I did. I felt a little bit sorry about it, because I said that it's permanent too! But I actually think it's good. This wum needs to experience the real world, before ever setting foot into the Wumhouse again.'

Aw, that was sweet. Looks like this guy is actually trying to look out for 'icecream wum'. I hope they will get along in the future.

2nd part
Cool! This is someone's diary. Let's read it!

'Carlo diary, page 227. Took another bath today at the second floor. I really hope nobody saw me... I mean... I know I'm supposed to be working, but sometimes I just like to take a little break. Bathing is one of the few things that genuinely makes me happy, you know? Ah, now I want to again...' 'Carlo diary, page 228. Went for another bath today, I really couldn't resist. This time, I was accompanied by a rather large fellow. He couldn't stop talking about how nice the bath was and how he'd like to stay there forever. What nonsense, there's work to do! Although, admittedly, it would seem nice...' 'Carlo diary, page 236. Was feeling a little bit stressed, went for a bath at the second floor. Guess what? That wum I mentioned before was still there. That can't be healthy, right? I've checked the guidebook, but it seems like it's not against the rules. So I guess we might have a permanent bathtaker in the Wumhouse. Whatever... the bath was still nice.'

This fellow gets it. Water has special qualities you know...

3rd part
A diary? Cool, let's read it!

'Carlo diary, page 510. Once again, I've gotten complaints from the rooftops about the lack of visitors. Apparently, there seems to be a lot of dust on the fifth floor. I really don't have time to figure out what's going on over there. I'm kind of busy, you know? SInce all the cleaners have left to take care of the Popo Train, I have to do all the cleaning myself. It's not like I don't want to have a nice and clean fifth floor, but to be honest... no one lives there anymore. I do recall dust never really being an issue in the Wumhouse though... I wonder how all of this happened. Hopefully, Bram has nothing to do with it, I really don't trust that fellow.' 'Carlo diary, page 519. Willie has started complaining about not being able to reach the rooftops. I understand he needs to maintain the carillon, but it's not like he's actually ever done that before. All he really talks about is that stupid quiz and how great Popo City is, just like everyone else here. I'm certainly not going to bother cleaning the floor for his sake.' 'Carlo diary, page 532. And yet another complaint has been filed about the dusty fifth floor. Apparently, Bronald has gone missing, and he was last seen there. Bronald always gets himself in trouble, I hope he is okay. But I still can't be bothered to clean that place up, he'll have to deal with it himself.'

I understand his motivation you know? Cleaning is never fun.

1st part
NICE! This is someone's diary! Let's read it! 'Carlo diary, page 119. There's something that's been bugging me for a while now. There is this wum here that just sits around all day, eating ice cream... I know that many wums forget to contribute to a healthy environment, but this one is really getting on my nerves... I mean... Isn't there anything this wum wants to do? Have a look outside, perhaps? Ugh... I can't stand it. I work every day, just to enable wums like this to live so carefree...' Carlo diary, page 228.

'That's it... I've almost had enough... If this happens one more time, I swear, I will kick the wum out. Today there was ice cream all throughout the hallway. It took me hours to clean all that up! And I HATE cleaning! I have to EAT the mess that others make, because we never know where to leave the thrash. That mess doesn't taste good at all! One of the rugs got completely covered in ice cream. I had no choice but to eat the whole thing. I've been feeling sick all day. At least I got to work and have lunch at the same time...' HAHAHA! PRICELESS!

'At least I got to work and have lunch at the same time...' Carlo diary, page 283.

'Dear diary. It happened today. I completely lost it. That wum I wrote about. The one with the ice cream. It happened again. As I wrote earlier, the tube transportation system has been failing for the last few days. Of course 'ice cream wum' felt like ordering the usual again. As you can guess, within an hour, the hallway was completely covered in ice cream stains. I already said that before... If it happens again, I will kick the wum out. And that's what I did. I felt a little bit sorry about it, because I said that it's permanent too! But I actually think it's good. This wum needs to experience the real world, before ever setting foot into the Wumhouse again.'

That was priceless. I'm telling you. Bring me someone's diary any day of the week.

2nd part
NICE! This is someone's diary! Let's read it! 'Carlo diary, page 227. Took another bath today at the second floor. I really hope nobody saw me... I mean... I know I'm supposed to be working, but sometimes I just like to take a little break. Bathing is one of the few things that genuinely makes me happy, you know? Ah, now I want to again...' 'Carlo diary, page 228. Went for another bath today, I really couldn't resist. This time, I was accompanied by a rather large fellow. He couldn't stop talking about how nice the bath was and how he'd like to stay there forever. What nonsense, there's work to do! Although, admittedly, it would seem nice...' 'Carlo diary, page 236. Was feeling a little bit stressed, went for a bath at the second floor. Guess what? That wum I mentioned before was still there. That can't be healthy, right? I've checked the guidebook, but it seems like it's not against the rules. So I guess we might have a permanent bathtaker in the Wumhouse. Whatever... the bath was still nice.'

Bathing? Why would anyone ever want to do this? I really don't get it. You have weird habits, my disgusting friend.

3rd part
NICE! It's a diary! Let's read it!

'Carlo diary, page 510. Once again, I've gotten complaints from the rooftops about the lack of visitors. Apparently, there seems to be a lot of dust on the fifth floor. I really don't have time to figure out what's going on over there. I'm kind of busy, you know? SInce all the cleaners have left to take care of the Popo Train, I have to do all the cleaning myself. It's not like I don't want to have a nice and clean fifth floor, but to be honest... no one lives there anymore. I do recall dust never really being an issue in the Wumhouse though... I wonder how all of this happened. Hopefully, Bram has nothing to do with it, I really don't trust that fellow.' 'Carlo diary, page 519. Willie has started complaining about not being able to reach the rooftops. I understand he needs to maintain the carillon, but it's not like he's actually ever done that before. All he really talks about is that stupid quiz and how great Popo City is, just like everyone else here. I'm certainly not going to bother cleaning the floor for his sake.' 'Carlo diary, page 532. And yet another complaint has been filed about the dusty fifth floor. Apparently, Bronald has gone missing, and he was last seen there. Bronald always gets himself in trouble, I hope he is okay. But I still can't be bothered to clean that place up, he'll have to deal with it himself.'

Neglecting an entire floor of that weird Wumhouse? Seems like my kind of wum.